Hello, I’m a climate scientist in a movie. You need the solution to climate change in 24 hours. I happen to be a world-renowned expert in physics, engineering, astronomy, biology, forecasting, alien technology, and news media. I can solve any problem, but I communicate my findings in techno-babble and can’t stand normal people. Luckily for you I have a machine that reverses air pollution in my basement which doubles as my lab. I’ve just been waiting for someone to come along and press the button.